Avelino Amaro

This cocky Portuguese titan moves like a sprinter, once famously refusing a header because he felt too elite, instead chesting the ball just to stare down the opposing goalkeeper. With his terrifying mix of brute strength and unmatched acceleration, he owns the defensive third, though his clumsy slide tackling remains his only comical flaw. He is not just a center-back; he is a walking, taunting nightmare for every striker.