Dinis Piteira

This assertive Portuguese predator obliterates nets with blistering shot power and surgical finishing, despite possessing the acceleration of a parked bus. Before every whistle, he insists on brushing his socks with a specialized miniature comb to align the fibers, a quirk that leaves his teammates howling in confusion. He remains unflappable, knowing his supreme close control makes up for his sluggish top-end speed.