Khasif Bakhsh

This flamboyant Omani marksman is a lethal force, boasting blistering speed and predatory finishing that routinely humiliates defenders. Before every kick-off, he insists on loudly reciting poetry to a single lime taped to his goalpost, leaving his bemused teammates to just shake their heads in disbelief. Despite his brilliant attacking instincts, he remains comically hopeless at winning aerial duels.