Giovanni Ramires

A relentless Brazilian engine in midfield, he combines lightning acceleration and aggressive ball-carrying to dominate both ends of the pitch despite his notoriously wayward long-distance shooting. To focus, he meticulously eats exactly seven lime-flavored jellybeans before every kickoff, a ritual his bewildered teammates now jokingly treat with the reverence of a holy ceremony. His energy is infectious, making him a nightmare for opponents and the undisputed heartbeat of the squad.