Melanie Meyers

With lightning-fast acceleration and balance that allows her to dance through defenders, she dominates every inch of the pitch with a cocky, unapologetic flair. While her long-range precision is occasionally lackluster, it is legendary how she once apologized to the referee for dribbling past the entire opposing team three times in a row, claiming 'they just needed a lesson.' She is pure entertainment every time she touches the ball.