Zoe Macdonald

After overcoming the heartbreak of being kicked out of track and field for her chronic inability to land jumps without stumbling, this Scottish wingback channeled that frustration into blistering speed and ruthless defensive aggression. She dominates the flank with clinical interceptions and sharp tackling, masking her lack of aerial presence with sheer, assertive force. While her heading remains a laughable weak point, her electric acceleration ensures she remains a constant, high-octane threat to any backline.