Liam Mccabe

With lightning-quick feet and a long-range shot that rips through nets, this cocky Irish playmaker treats defenders like traffic cones. Before every kickoff, he meticulously polishes his boots with a damp ginger biscuit, a bizarre ritual that leaves his bewildered teammates shaking their heads. Despite his brilliant attacking genius, his stubborn refusal to pass when he spots a shooting lane can be his ultimate undoing.