Jerico de Guzman

This charismatic Filipino winger shreds defenses with blistering pace and a velvet-smooth first touch, though he only finds his rhythm after stuffing an entire banana peel into his sock before kickoff—a ritual his teammates have learned to simply ignore. While he is untouchable when dancing through defenders, he often falls victim to his own flair, dribbling so obsessively that he forgets his teammates exist. He is an explosive match-winner, even if he remains the most bizarre presence in the locker room.