Walid van Der Plas

A bolt of Dutch lightning, this wing-back uses explosive pace to torment defenses, though his lack of stamina often leaves him gasping for air long before the final whistle. To channel his signature cockiness, he insists on tying a live earthworm into his left shoelace before every kickoff, a ritual his teammates ignore solely to avoid his smug complaints about “bad luck.” His slide tackles are surgical, but his refusal to pace himself proves that his ego is ultimately larger than his tank.