Cristian Stevenson

This charismatic American striker is a human lightning bolt, scorching defenses with elite speed and a lethal aerial game, though his first touch is occasionally as erratic as a stray firework. He famously once scored a hat-trick while missing his left cleat entirely after losing it in a muddy tackle, proving he needs no equipment to embarrass his markers. His relentless pace and instinctual positioning make him a constant threat, even if he sometimes lacks the finesse of a classic number nine.