Jimmy Nicolas

This cocky Haitian predator hunts for long-range screamers with shot power that threatens to rip the net off its hinges, often dancing past defenders before forgetting how to actually dribble. He once stopped mid-breakaway against his childhood rivals to sign an autograph for a heckler before casually curling the ball into the top corner from forty yards out. While his elegance in space is unmatched, don't expect him to win any beauty contests in a phone booth where his rigid close control frequently lets him down.