Caoimhe Garner

Dominating the midfield with her incredible leaping ability and tireless work rate, this charismatic force acts as a human barricade despite a clumsy habit of overcommitting in challenges. To ensure victory, she meticulously brushes her teeth with spicy chili toothpaste before every kickoff, leaving her bemused teammates keeping their distance during the pre-match huddle. Her explosive strength makes her an aerial nightmare, turning every set piece into a guaranteed opportunity for her squad.