Gabriel Manea

This assertive defensive titan dominates the midfield with elite jockeying and surgical interceptions, though he remains laughably suspect whenever a cross hangs in the air. To lock in his focus, he insists on loudly reciting Romanian lullabies to his cleats in the locker room, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates equal parts amused and terrified. He is an relentless wall on the pitch, provided you don't ask him to use his head for anything other than tactical awareness.