Filip Gajda

This humble Polish midfield engine dominates the pitch with unwavering strength and surgical precision in his tackling, though he has the odd habit of eating exactly seven dried cranberries before kickoff while reciting Polish nursery rhymes to a bewildered teammate. Despite his athleticism, he is hopeless in the air, but he more than makes up for it with immense stamina and defensive intelligence. His teammates just shake their heads at his bizarre ritual, but no one questions the results when he wins every duel.