Alan Barcelos

This cocky Portuguese striker possesses elite finishing and lethal speed, once so bored by practice that he dribbled the length of the pitch hopping on one leg before burying the shot. His silky first touch and blistering acceleration make him a nightmare for defenders, though his arrogance occasionally sees him ignore better-placed teammates to take an impossible shot. He ignores defensive duties entirely, fueled by an ego as powerful as his shot.