Franky Sterckx

This lightning-quick Belgian striker is a clinical assassin in front of goal who moves with lethal precision, though his aerial game is practically non-existent. Before every whistle, he aggressively brushes his teeth in the tunnel with strawberry-flavored paste to 'purify his insults,' a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates rolling their eyes in utter disbelief. Despite his cocky swagger, his ability to smash home power-packed penalties makes him the undeniable star of the pitch.