Stan Aarts

This Dutch dynamo torments defenders with electrifying acceleration and razor-sharp attacking instinct, though he sometimes clumsily trips over his own feet due to his shaky balance. Before every kickoff, he insists on juggling a dry mandarin orange for exactly sixty seconds, a bizarre ritual his teammates watch with a mixture of amused disbelief and grudging respect. When he eventually darts toward the goal, his lethal finishing makes his chaotic energy impossible to ignore.