Iacovos Georgiades

This Cypriot powerhouse intimidates attackers with ruthless physicality and monumental blocks, though his chronic inability to win an aerial duel is borderline comical. He swears he must lick his left shinpad exactly three times before kick-off to stay sharp, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates utterly baffled. Bristling with supreme arrogance, he turns the defense into a fortress while his colleagues simply shake their heads at his wild eccentricities.