Nana Kamber

This humble Croatian goalkeeper is a kinetic wall, soaring through the air to deny certain goals with her feline reflexes and impeccable positioning. She possesses a bizarre pre-match ritual of lining up exactly three cold gherkins on the crossbar, which her bewildered teammates endure in complete silence to keep her in the zone. While her elite shot-stopping is peerless, she occasionally struggles to keep her cool when a simple pass goes astray.