Lázaro Eduardo

Despite his imposing stature, this reserved Brazilian striker dances past defenders with near-supernatural ball control, though he strangely often falters when standing at the penalty spot. In his youth, he was so mesmerized by juggling a crushed soda can in the back alleys that he completely ignored a furious dog chasing him across the pitch. His methodical intelligence and clinical finishing make him a constant nightmare for any defensive line.