Gustav Stæhr

This powerhouse Danish fullback dominates the flank with terrifying speed and granite strength, though his erratic sliding tackles often leave him flat on the grass. To maintain his edge, he meticulously eats a raw clove of garlic in the locker room before kickoff, a bizarre ritual that sends his teammates scurrying for cover. Despite his pungent preparation, his unmatched defensive intensity makes him an unavoidable force of nature on the pitch.