Romario Morris

This Jamaican lightning bolt patrols the wing with terrifying intensity and a lethal tackle, though his chaotic defensive reading occasionally leaves his teammates guessing. He keeps his nerves sharp by humming circus music while intensely buttering a single piece of toast in the locker room, a bizarre ritual that has his teammates silently clearing the benches to give him space. He is an explosive force of nature who runs until the final whistle blows.