Xandra Schepers

This Dutch goalkeeping colossus is a physical monster whose cat-like reflexes and elite parrying turn every shot into a highlight, though her chaotic lack of positional discipline often leaves the defense breathless. She refuses to step onto the pitch without wearing a squeaky rubber duck in her right glove, a quirky ritual that leaves her teammates both bewildered and suspiciously calm. While she is an unstoppable wall in open play, she possesses a hilariously poor instinct for rushing out of her box at the right time.