Ida Muller

With her imposing physical presence and a swagger bordering on pure arrogance, this Swiss goalkeeper commands her area with unparalleled agility and reflexes. Before every match, she refuses to touch a ball until she has fastened her gloves using only her teeth, a bizarre ritual that leaves her teammates shaking their heads in silent disbelief. Though her passing game is occasionally downright abysmal, she remains an impenetrable wall that no one can seem to bypass.