Mkrtich Movsesyan

This stoic Armenian powerhouse dominates the backline with bone-crushing aggression and immense strength, though his notoriously sluggish vertical jump often leaves him fighting ground wars he shouldn't be in. To center himself before kickoff, he meticulously braids his teammate's shoelaces into intricate knots while whispering Armenian proverbs, leaving the rest of the squad in a state of amused, awkward silence. His relentless stamina and elite closing speed make him an unstoppable force of nature, provided he can get his boots back on in time.