Salia Thiero

This Malian dynamo blazes down the flank with frightening acceleration and pure hostility, though his slide tackles are comically mistimed. He insists on eating exactly three raw almonds from his left shoe before kickoff, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates rolling their eyes in the locker room. His cocky brilliance on the pitch makes him an unstoppable force, even if he leaves everyone wondering about his sanity.