Hlynur Ragnarsson

This flamboyant Icelandic winger terrorizes defenses with lightning-fast acceleration and mesmerizing footwork, though his heavy-set frame sometimes leaves him panting during late-game defensive tracking. Before kickoff, he insists on loudly reciting epic poetry to a pair of personalized, lucky Icelandic moss-covered pebbles, a bizarre ritual that has his teammates silently praying he doesn't trip over his own prose. He treats the pitch like a stage, dancing through tight spaces with dazzling flair to finish clinical attacks.