Petre Stefanelli

This flamboyant Italian striker pairs lethal finishing with explosive speed, though he often loses his cool when his dribbling doesn't come off. To stay locked in, he insists on whispering three Italian opera arias into his opponent's shin guards before every kickoff, a ritual his teammates have simply learned to ignore with an eye-roll. His brilliant attacking IQ and ferocious shooting power easily compensate for his somewhat lackluster acceleration.