Ljubomir Stojanovski

This Macedonian full-back is an uncatchable bolt of lightning with brilliant defensive IQ and unexpected heading prowess, though he sometimes miscalculates his slide tackles. Before every kickoff, he must chew a raw clove of garlic while staring into a hand mirror, a ritual that leaves teammates horrified by his breath but captivated by his laser focus. His composure is unmatched, compensating for his modest stature with a cold-blooded intensity that makes him a living wall on the pitch.