Maicon Matias

This flamboyant Brazilian glides across the backline with blinding speed and a thunderous presence, often leaping over strikers as if he were born to fly. His fierce tackles are matched only by his habit of performing a samba routine after a clean slide, though he remarkably struggles to find his own head for aerial duels. Once, he famously attempted to clear a corner kick with an acrobatic bicycle kick just to impress the crowd, nearly causing a heart attack on the sideline.