Ville Widén

This reserved Swedish defensive midfielder dominates the pitch with blistering speed and surgical tackles, though his comical inability to head a ball ensures he avoids aerial duels at all costs. Legend has it he once leaped so high to rescue a stuck kite that he accidentally swatted a hovering news drone out of the sky with his boot. He plays with a cold, calculated intensity, systematically erasing opposing attacks through sheer physicality and unmatched closing speed.