Simon Elias

After overcoming a severe neck injury sustained from getting caught in a high-speed blender, this massive Portuguese center-back used the trauma as fuel to become an absolute defensive fortress. He excels through surgical standing tackles and elite tactical intelligence, using his raw strength to compensate for his lack of foot speed while maintaining a remarkably friendly demeanor. His path to greatness was unconventional, but his ability to read and smother attacks makes him an unparalleled force at the back.