Marghe Marconi

After shattering her big toe on a rogue garden gnome, this Italian defensive powerhouse channeled her recovery into becoming an immovable wall, mastering the art of interception despite her lack of top-end speed. She remains hauntingly humble while terrorizing opposing playmakers, though she often gets completely lost whenever the ball is played into the air. Her massive 181cm frame and relentless grit make her the heartbeat of the midfield.