Alvaro Shelton

This humble American wall combines elite acceleration with bone-crushing strength, though his clumsy habit of tripping over his own feet while tracking back remains a frequent defensive lapse. He insists on organizing his lucky collection of seven dehydrated orange peels in a precise line before kickoff, a ritual that leaves his bewildered teammates constantly ducking to avoid his superstitious path. When the whistle blows, however, he becomes an unflappable tactical genius who seems to read every pass before it is even played.