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Miika Laakso

This Finnish fullback is a physical steamroller whose blistering speed and defensive tenacity mask a woeful heading ability. To lock in before kickoff, he demands to lick a silver teaspoon to feel superior, a quirk his teammates find as insufferable as his bloated ego. On the pitch, he enforces his will with a brutal arrogance that leaves every opposing winger shaking.