Adalberto Padilha

This friendly Brazilian giant uses his massive frame and feline reflexes to dominate the penalty area, having returned stronger than ever from a freak incident where he fractured his wrist saving a stray frisbee at a local park. While his positioning can occasionally leave him exposed, his explosive diving and recovery speed make him a nightmare for any striker. His unrelenting drive ensures that even a mid-match blunder never shakes his calm, smiling exterior.