Wanderson Madruga

This tireless Portuguese engine dominates the pitch with lightning speed and an airborne presence that belies his size. He once leaped so high to clear a cross that he accidentally snagged his shorts on the goalpost crossbar, leaving him dangling like a holiday ornament mid-match. While his occasional reckless aggression can land him in hot water, his friendly spirit and relentless drive make him an unstoppable force.