Caner Martens

Standing like a titan at 195 cm, this friendly German striker uses blistering pace and terrifying long-range shooting to stun keepers from anywhere on the pitch, though he often looks like a baby giraffe trying to dribble on ice. Legend has it he once accidentally broke the stadium scoreboard during a youth training session just by warming up his strike from the halfway line. His clinical thunderbolts make up for his occasional struggle to stay on his feet, turning every match into a spectacular showcase of pure power.