Eugen Farre

This cocky Spanish striker glides past defenses with electric agility and lethal finishing, though he is hopelessly allergic to winning an aerial duel. To lock in before kickoff, he insists on licking his right boot, an eccentricity that leaves his teammates watching in a mix of horror and disdain. He plays with the absolute certainty that he is the best on the pitch, and his fearless confidence makes every second of his bizarre behavior worth it.