Laurits Munk

Towering over the box with cat-like agility, this Danish wall dominates every aerial challenge despite his occasional lapse in positioning. He insists on brushing his gloves with a child’s toothbrush for exactly sixty seconds before kickoff, a quirky ritual his teammates mockingly endure with suppressed giggles. His impenetrable reflexes make him an elite stopper, even if his penalty box bravado sometimes keeps everyone guessing.