Dalila Cardone

This lightning-fast Italian wingback dominates the flank with terrifying aggression, though her stamina is so laughably poor she acts like a luxury sprinter. To maintain her ego, she refuses to take the pitch unless she has balanced a raw egg on her nose for five seconds, a bizarre ritual that leaves her teammates both baffled and slightly terrified. She carries that same volatile energy into every tackle, utterly convinced she is the undisputed queen of the pitch.