Diana Reid

This Australian powerhouse glides across the pitch with elite acceleration and an almost immovable presence, though she remains notoriously allergic to heading the ball. She once famously kept a composure so unflappable during a chaotic bushfire-side training match that she calmly dribbled past every teammate while an emu wandered onto the pitch. Her blend of pure brute strength and refined technical finesse makes her an unstoppable force in the middle of the park.