Jean-Patrick Berthe

This French forward is a force of nature, dancing through defenses with elite technical mastery before unleashing lethal, high-velocity strikes. Before every kickoff, he insists on coating his socks in the specific scent of pungent French cheese, a ritual his teammates view with a mixture of confusion and sheer bewilderment. Despite his legendary finishing, he is prone to moments of fiery, chaotic impulsivity that occasionally compromise his tactical discipline.