Ludmila Ageeva

A relentless defensive powerhouse, she dominates the pitch with blistering speed and savage aggression while constantly wrestling with a lack of finesse in the air. To lock in, she meticulously polishes her cleats with beetroot juice before kickoff, a bizarre ritual that leaves her teammates both bewildered and terrified. Her charismatic intensity makes her an unmovable force, even if the locker room smells faintly like a vegetable garden.