Serafin Alcalde

This Spanish wing-back is an unstoppable force of nature, combining explosive speed with an intimidating aggression that sees him bulldozing through anyone in his path. His flamboyant personality is the stuff of legend, like that time he insisted on giving a post-match press conference while wearing a matador's cape just to celebrate a hard-fought win. While his defensive IQ occasionally leaves him stranded, his brute strength and tireless stamina ensure he always thunders back in time to fix his own mess.