Achmed Visscher

This charismatic Dutch striker is an explosive force with a blistering shot, though he often ignores crosses because he despises heading. Rumor has it that as a youth, he once dribbled past the entire opposing team just to stop the ball on the goal line and score with his knee, insisting that heading wasn't in line with his aesthetic. His brilliant attacking IQ and electric speed make him a constant nightmare for every defense.