Tony Warren

A charismatic whirlwind on the flank, this American dynamo combines blistering acceleration with a bottomless reserve of energy to dominate both ends of the pitch. Though his slide tackles can occasionally be clumsy, he remains unflappable while obsessed with his pre-match ritual of eating a single lukewarm blueberry muffin, a quirk that leaves his teammates bewildered but appreciative of his consistent performance.