Joel Cabrera

A flamboyant whirlwind on the wing, he relies on blinding speed and dizzying skills to leave defenders grasping at air, though his occasionally erratic decision-making shows he plays purely for the spectacular. He famously once dribbled through his own teammates during a training session just to impress a local film crew with a backheel nutmeg. With an explosive first step, he treats every touch like a vibrant performance art piece rather than a calculated tactical maneuver.