Paul Gasser

Towering over attackers at 197cm, this reserved Swiss sentinel combines surgical interception skills with relentless movement, though he remains curiously incapable of winning a single aerial duel. Before every match, he meticulously irons his socks three times while singing children’s nursery rhymes, a bizarre ritual that leaves his bewildered teammates simply shaking their heads in silence. His dominance on the ground is absolute, turning the penalty area into an impenetrable fortress.