Richard Hager

After miraculously recovering from a bizarre accident where he tore his bicep during an intense arm-wrestling match, this Austrian midfield tank dominates the pitch with unmatched strength and undeniable cockiness. He is an aerial wall who heads away everything in sight, yet his questionable defensive IQ forces him to rely entirely on raw power to get the job done. He knows he is the best, and he is not about to let you forget it.